David Wolfe vs Durianrider in Federal US courts!

Posted: April 7, 2012 in Uncategorized
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Lots of people said ‘No way David Wolfe would try and sue you man! Your having us on! David Wolfe is a non judgemental spiritual guru that is above any criticisms. He would accept your actions as a freedom of speech..’ LMAO.

 

Well David Wolfe shows his true colours in this letter I got today from his LA lawyers. Dress like a guru and sue like monsanto. All David Wolfe will get from me is a training programme, pair of old joggers and a few boxes of bananas to help melt that superfood gut of his. I dont hate DW even though he is repeatedly trying to sue my ass and bankrupt me. I don’t take it personally. Im merely sharing my comments and criticisms and will continue to do so as an individuals right to freedom of speech.

 

Feel free to share it around the net and express your right to freedom of speech. Be careful though! David Wolfe might get his legal henchmen on to you too! ;)

 

Here is the letter DW sent me.

CeaseandDesist.Johnstone

Cycling tips Vlog. Tips on buying your first road bicycle.

Posted: March 31, 2012 in Uncategorized
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Cycling tips Vlog. Tips on buying your first road bicycle.

I put up a vid on youtube about it. Here you go. :)

Here are some other cycling tips.

1. Pump up your tyres to the recommended rating every few days. The rating is found on every tire sidewall.

 

2. Drink enough water so your urine is clear. If its yellow or straw, we need to drink more. Drink before meals instead of after for better digestion.

 

3. Eat before  your hungry, drink before your thirsty..

 

4. Get early nights.

 

5. Get a bike that fits you right. Ask around for a bike shop that is good at fitting people right. Get a road bike. Bike trailers are best for  heavy loads. Thats the most effective system. Get clipless mountain bike shoes/pedals so you have power up the hills and into the wind yet can still walk ok.

 

6. Youtube has lots of great how to fix bikes videos.

 

7. Mark your cleats and seat post/seat angle/handlebar angle with a liquid paper pen so if it moves or gets loose, you now have a reference marker to go back too.

 

8. Make sure you wear shorts/cycling top so you dont get blown like a parachute whilst wearing baggy stuff.

 

9. Eat over 10g of carbs per kg of bodyweight per day. Whole food carbs like fruit. Rice, potatoes, corn, barley, oats etc. Leave off the grease. oil and excessive salt.

 

10. Get off the saddle every few minutes to aid blood flow to the saddle area.

 

Cholesterol myth with Australian paleo primal low card diet authority Bazza Barnes.

Posted: March 27, 2012 in Uncategorized
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Cholesterol myth with Australian paleo primal low card diet authority Bazza Barnes. Bazza Barnes enjoys shooting fluffy innocent animals and reading broscience books and blogs from Gary Taubes, Sean Croxton, Robb Wolf , Anthony Colpo & Mark Sisson.

Vegan girls vs paleo girls: whats better for weight loss and vitality?

Posted: March 23, 2012 in Uncategorized
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What’s better for the skin on your bum? Bacon and egg fat or bananas and lettuce? Bison wings fried in lard paleo primal low carb style or steamed organic rice with garbanzo beans?

Have you read Skinny Bitch by Rory Freeman? What about Go Fruit Yourself! by Freelee? Check out these 2 books. Focus on health & fitness. Love the results.

Robb Wolf, Mark Sisson, Sean Croxton promoting a cancer causing diet?

Posted: March 15, 2012 in Uncategorized
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Our broscience fanboys would say no. They would say eating red meat paleo primal style is healthy. Even healthier if you dont eat any organic potatoes or fruit in the same month.

Here is what the REAL science says.

http://archinte.ama-assn.org/cgi/content/full/archinternmed.2011.2287

I dont know about you, but when it comes to health, weight loss & performance Im going with REAL science vs Broscience. ;)

Durianrider’s bicycle touring tips.

Posted: March 8, 2012 in Uncategorized

These can apply if your bike commuting/training as well. I made them for the general population + for raw foodies.

Ive cycled all over 170 000 as a vegan and all over the globe and my advise is:

*Drink a litre of water before breakfast each morning.

*Drink enough water during the day so our urine is clear and at least 10times a day. If its yellow or straw, we need to drink more.

*Eat unlimited amounts of your fav carb sources. Be it rice, potatoe, corn, millet,pasta etc. Snack every hour or 2 on something high carb, low fat like butter/marg free jam sandwichs, dried fruit, fresh fruit. Carb up to keep up. Many people undereat carbs and get heaps of fatty stuff and then wonder why motivation drops. Its all about keeping daily glycogen stocks high. Real high! I find that fruit is the ultimate fuel before, during and after exercise so thats my staple everyday of the year.

*Eat 10g of carbs per kg of bodyweight as a daily minimum. Even on recovery days. When cycling for over 1hr, eat 1g of carbs per kg of bodyweight per hour.*Keep fatty greasy food away and keep high carb meals in bucket sized bowls to stay.

High carb,low fat vegan/fruit based raw vegan diets best serve athletic function.*Set up camp before sundown so you can make sure your not camping on an ants nest and get a wake in fright response at 2am. I like to sleep in really natural settings away from drunks. Ive talked with Heinz Stucke in Belgium 2003 and in 23 years of cycle touring he has never had one issue camping out. He says ‘I camp where nobody goes..’.

*Mark your seat post and handle bars to make sure they dont slip over time and give you knee/back issues. Use a white out pen. Mark angles, heights etc.

*Get fitted up before you go by a good bike fitter. Use the white out pen again. Mark your cleats too if your using clip less pedals.

*If your riding a mountain bike, get some ‘ergon grips’.

* Slap a mirror your bike. I use my uber light race bike with a bob trailer or carradice ‘slim’ depending on the trip. Mirrors are handy when you are wearing ear phones and listening to tony robbins over and over. It aint aero but its safe.

*Get out the saddle every few minutes for a few seconds to let blood flow be proper. I learnt this riding from Adelaide to Perth. Its 2800km and virtually flat for 2100km of it.

Your gonna have moments when you want to scream. 99% of the time this is cos we are undercarbed/dehydrated/underslept. So when we want to freak out, just carb/drink and rest up for an hour. Cry if you have too, but dont let it get in the way of eating more carbs, drinking more water or having a nap.

*Remember that they call head winds head winds cos its just in your head how you decide to feel about them. I see a stiff head wind as a fitness builder vs a day wrecker . Its just a choice in the moment.

*Remember that the journey is the gift, not the destination.

*Remember that happieness is ONLY experienced in the present moment. Not when you get some food, not when the rain stops, not when stop for the day..happieness is just a choice in the moment and only experienced NOW!

*Get heaps of rest. Eat lots of carbs before your hungry, drink water before your thirsty. Take lots of photos. Talk to lots of people. Make days to remember the rest of your life. Be in the moment. Be nowhere on the road to nowhere.

Woodstock Fruit Festival 2012

Posted: February 26, 2012 in Uncategorized
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Whether you are new to High Carb Raw Vegan Lifestyle or a seasoned Fruit Eater, I believe what all of us are longing for is a community of people who understand, support and encourage our choices.
The Woodstock Fruit Festival was created to bring together Fruit Lovers from all over the Globe in order to share their experiences, dreams, aspirations, knowledge, and energy – all this while having a continuous non-stop fruit party!
IMAGINE:
  •  Spending 8 days among people who believe that it is perfectly normal and healthy to eat fruit all day long with some lettuce here and there!
  • Swimming in pristine mountain lake waters!
  • Experiencing unprecedented states of health and well being!
  • Downing massive amounts of fruit, experiencing all the fitness activities, socializing, and just having a blast!
  • Insane durian parties!
  • Refining your approach to health through learning from the best experts in the field!
  • Experiencing the amazing low-fat raw vegan cuisine with Arnold Kauffman, Chris Kendal, and Megan Elizabeth!
  • Getting your butt kicked by Dr. Graham fitness classes!
  • Meeting your 30BAD and YouTube friends!
  • Educating yourself on how to finally stick to 100% raw vegan fruit based diet!
  • Meeting and breaking fruit with the most famous and successful of old-timers!
  • Being energized and connected to people leading the world’s most necessary and exciting health and well being movement!
  • Zip Lines! Biking! Canoeing! Dance Parties! Campfire Music!
Bring your kids and loved ones with you!
Don’t wait!
The admission rates are increasing incrementally on the 1st day of each month!
Set up a payment plan before the end of the month for 7 equal monthly payments of $165.71!
Kids 10 and under are free, teenagers 11-15 are ½ adult admission fee!
 
I’ll see you there!
                                                         

Mark Sisson on deficiencies from eating the paleo diet, primal diet, low carb diet..

Posted: February 20, 2012 in Uncategorized
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Looks like a  LOT of deficiencies occur on this fad gimmick diet. Mark Sisson recommends taking around 126 supplements per day!!!

How come Mark Sisson has REFINED sugar in his ‘primal’ protein powder that is full of flavours and whey protein powder? Mark Sisson says not to eat watermelon as it contains sugar but then Mark Sisson adds refined sugar in the form of sucrose and maltodextrin into his primal blue print protein powder lol!

Mark Sisson doesnt have to worry though. Nobody on his low carb programme will be able to notice as when your in ketosis, your as close to a brain dead cave man as you get! ;)

Fruit makes you fat! Eating too much fruit makes you fat!

Posted: February 8, 2012 in Uncategorized
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Fruit makes you fat! Eating too much fruit makes you fat!

We know people eat fuck all fruit really in society judging by how fuck all there is in the supermarkets calorie wise. But eating fruit makes you fat right? Fuck yeah! Eating too much fruit makes you fat! A big fat fatso. Like Freelee.

SHIT CYCLISTS SAY! (Aussie Version..)

Posted: February 4, 2012 in Uncategorized
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Warning: Contains explicit language.

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